April
30, 2006
The
Deadbeats Release Single
On
May 8th 2006 Glastonbury Competition winners The
Deadbeats are releasing a limited edition of their
first single Backdoor Honey. A great stomp-your-feet
twangy number. Bloody hell, I'm going to be singing
that damn chorus in my head for the next two weeks.
AND the frickin' B-Side. Grrr.
But
no matter how good the songs are, the recording
just can't capture the energy of a Deadbeats live
performance. You're in luck - The single will be
launched in London at Cobden Club on May 10 and
in Manchester at Academy 3 on May 12. AND I've just
learned that they'll be playing the NXNE festival
in Toronto (my hometown). You guys rock the block!
WIN
a copy of The Glastonbury Unsigned Bands Compilation
Album autographed by The Deadbeats.
Pre-order
their single.
www.thedeadbeatsonline.com
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Little
Spitfire Make Video
Show a lot of things happening at once,
Remind everyone of what’s going on (what’s
going on?)
That’s called a montage (montage)
Oh we want a montage (montage)
©Team America
LLHG Exclusive Behind the Scenes Photos:
Seems
to be one of them big budget dealios filmed at Pinewood.
Looks like most of budget was spent on makeup!
brought
to you by the colour green.
www.littlespitfire.net
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Pete
Doherty Arrested YET again!
Not normally news, but this time The Sun
published photos of Pete injecting heroin into a
passed out fan, and then himself. Police invaded
his London flat yesterday and hauled him away right
before he was due to perform in Trafalgar Sq with
Belle & Sebastian. Oh well.
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Mischa
Barton Flashes Panties!
And
she was lunching with her supposed ex. Guess they're
NOT done?
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Scary
LOST Bitch Goes to Jail
Caught
for DUI in Hawaii, Michelle Rodriguez opts for time
in the slammer. The judge actually offered Rodriguez
the choice between 240 hours of community service
or five days in jail. Rodriguez chose the jail time.
She will also pay a $500 fine. Crazy bitch also
announced she's on steroids. DROP HER DOWN THE HATCH
AND LEAVE HERE THERE TO DIE!
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Last
week in gossip…
by Bex
Yet another domestic week in celebville. It seems
like Baby Brangelina has been on
the way for ages now and as the birth draws closer
there has been much speculation about where the
baby will be born. However, last week a government
official in Namibia has confirmed that Angelina
Jolie will give birth to her and Brad Pitt's baby
in the country. They also plan to give him or her
an African name. Apparently Angelina loves the name
Namibia.
Oh and Brad has apparently had a new tattoo to commemorate
becoming father to Angelina's adopted children.
It’s a Buddhist prayer of protection, to look
after little Maddox and Zahara, on his lower back.
The marks, which look like three black scratches,
match one of Angelina's own tattoos.
Jodie Kidd and her sister Jemma
are being groomed by the BBC to take over from Trinny
and Susannah as the presenters of What
Not To Wear. Trinny and Susannah leave the show
this year after being poached by ITV but the BBC
still owns the rights to the show and is on the
hunt for the new presenters. With Jodie’s
fashion background and Jemma being a make-up artist
I’m sure they will be perfect!
Things are not quite so rosy for poor James
Blunt at the mo. His long-term girlfriend,
Camilla Boler, has confirmed they've split for good,
following revelations of a fling with Tara
Palmer-Tomkinson. Since starting his world
tour, Blunt has become quite the casanova and has
been linked to pin-up beauty Petra Nemcova
and Pussycat Dolls singer Jessica
Slutta, as well TPT. However, things already appear
to have gone awry with the couple. Tara has hit
back at rumours she's to blame for the breakdown
of James Blunt's relationship, insisting he didn't
tell her he had a girlfriend when they slept together
and slagging off his performance in the bedroom.
Ouch!
Jennifer Aniston has finally spoken
out about rumours she's to marry Vince Vaughn,
insisting it's not true. Several media sources reported
last week that the Hollywood couple were planning
to tie the knot – but Jen, who was on Oprah
last week, says it's just gossip. And how we love
gossip!
However, Naomi Watts and her Hollywood
boyfriend Liev Schreiber ARE planning
to walk down the aisle and reportedly got engaged
last week. A big Loose Lips congratulations to you
both!
It sounds like Victoria Beckham
was spoiled rotten by husband David on her recent
32nd birthday. He bought Posh a £8 million
necklace (FUCKING HELL!!!!), modelled on the one
Keira Knightley wore to the Oscars
(apparently Victoria was admiring it… good
hint dropping Vics!). Dave also got thousands of
pounds worth of flowers delivered to their Madrid
home and had Nobu’s best chefs flown out to
cook Victoria a special birthday dinner. Like she
actually ate any of it!
Juliette Lewis has bagged herself
a starring role in London's West End and will make
her stage debut in Sam Shepard's Fool For Love later
this summer. Lewis' role, as doomed lover May (made
famous by Kim Basinger in the 1985
movie), is one of the lead parts.
We hope that Juliette’s stage debut is more
successful than that of Julia Roberts.
US critics have slammed her stage debut big stylee,
branding her "stiff with self-consciousness",
"long-faced" and "almost ordinary".
The star's return to acting after the birth of her
twins was expected to receive glowing reviews. However,
Jules can comfort herself with the knowledge that
tickets have sold out for her entire run in the
show.
Desperate Housewives hottie, Eva Longoria
says she has no plans to renew her contract with
the show when it’s up because she wants to
become a bona fide movie star. DH just wouldn’t
be the same without you Eva! Ho!
Elton John is making a movie with
Miramax Films. The animation called Gnomeo and Juliet
will star Kate Winslet and is a
twist on the Shakespeare classic, but set in a world
full of garden gnomes. Ha ha!
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April
24, 2006
I
Love Music!
The
Subways
The
Subways' Billy Lunn (far right)
has been to see a few throat specialists and has
been diagnosed with nodules on his vocal chords.
He'll be taking at least 6 weeks rest from touring,
which will include the cancellation of the American
tour. Get well soon Billy!
Been
thinking about festivals again. And just discovered
that Guilfest
2006 will feature A-HA, Gary Numan,
Billy Idol and The Stranglers. More acts to be confirmed.
Radiohead is headlining V
Festival. Did ya know?
Brighton
May 18th-20th. Be there. The
Great Escape is a brand new festival,
reminiscent of SXSW and NXNE with over 100 of the
most exciting up and coming new bands from 14 different
countries over 3 days in various venues around the
city: The Futureheads, The Kooks, British Sea Power,
The Feeling, The Bees, The Cribs, Martha Wainwright,
The Academy Is, Metric, The High Dials, You Say
Party! We Say Die!, Controller Controller...
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Photo
Round-Up
Donald and Meliana Trump show off their
newborn babe. Yeah she's totally *not in it for
the money. *sarcasm
K-Fag
performs in Vegas - potbelly, wifebeater vest and
all.
The
O.C. Prom pictures sneak peak. Spoiler: Anna (left)
is on Seth's arm (not Summer - right)
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Gross
Goss
Right...
we got ourselves a little competition here... Forget
Nick and Jessica, seperated couple Richie Sambora
and Heather Locklear are trying to outgross each
other. First it was Heather caught in the act with
fug midget David Spade, now Richie and Denise Richards
caught on camera! Although for Denise it's a believable
step up from Charlie Sheen, the David Spade thing...
Heather, what ARE you thinking??? You could have
ANY man you want!!! ANY! WHY???
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April
22, 2006
Quick
Fix
Katherine
McPee (there might be an H in there somewhere) used
to go to school with Rachel Bilson from the O.C..
That McBitch needs to get voted off American Idol
like NOW! Female Ace with those smouldering
looks. Yeah, she can sing but TOTAL bitch!
Speaking of Ace... (Mr. Ace Young [right] and
his even uglier brother [left])
Now that Ace has been voted off American Idol,
let's be honest. He sucked balls at singing but
proved himself the sheer comic genius. (That scar
bit was my favourite) Derek Zoolander - watch yo
bad self.
Ok, I swear this is my last bit about American Idol
for today - Did anybody catch Taylor's moves during
Rod Poowart week? During one of his dancing breakdowns
Tay got a bit carried away with his moves and took
turns singing into the mic with his right hand and
miming singing into a mic with his left! I peed
my pants. This dude is too cool for school! Taylor
Hicks for president!
Remember these two? Maggie Grace and that guy who
played Boone are a couple. If you DO indeed remember,
they played incestuous siblings on Lost before their
characters individually bit the dust. This is some
creepy life imitating art thing. Maggie better avoid
wandering through jungles just in case.
Roskilde Festival is ready. 167 performing acts
are lined up. Ones I've heard of:
ARCTIC MONKEYS, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, CLAP YOUR
HANDS SAY YEAH, GEORGE CLINTON, COLDCUT, DEATH CAB
FOR CUTIE, DEFTONES, BOB DYLAN, EDITORS, FRANZ FERDINAND,
FRONT 242, GOLDFRAPP, GUNS N’ ROSES, HAPPY
MONDAYS, KIERAN HEBDEN (AKA FOUR TET), INFADELS,
KAISER CHIEFS, JENNY LEWIS, MORRISSEY (die you quiffed
bastard), ANNIE NIGHTINGALE, PLACEBO, THE RACONTEURS,
RADIO SOULWAX PRESENTS NITE VERSIONS LIVE, 2 MANY
DJS, SHOUT OUT LOUDS, SIGUR RÓS, SKIN, THE
STREETS, THE STROKES, TIGA, TOOL, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT,
ROGER WATERS PERFORMING THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON,
KANYE WEST and WOLFMOTHER
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Mischa in Wonderland
It's
the bloody mad hatter's tea party!
Speaking
of mad:
Jessica Simpson on her way to clown school.
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Temposhark
= TempoCRAB
One of the Temposhark / Tempocrab / Tempocrap™
boys gave our friend CRABS!! This goes a few years
back but still deserves an EEEWWWW (on all accounts).
*There once was a homo with crabs
His face was spotty with scabs
He fucked up our friend
By sticking it in his end
Temposhark should be kept in labs
*
this poem is completely and utterly inappropriate
and offensive. So is sharing this bit of gossip.
We do hope that Temposhark have a sense of humour
and can find it in their hearts to forgive us. All
in the name of gossip! (we are horrible people,
but on a positive note: any publicity is good publicity)
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Last week in gossip
By Bex
So much for sex, drugs and rock ‘n’
roll. Last week’s celeb gossip was mostly
domestic, with babies and marriage topping the headlines.
Not only did Gwyneth Paltrow give
birth to a baby boy, Moses (sorry readers, got that
one wrong!) but Maggie Gyllenhaal
and her boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard (of Jarhead and
Boys Don’t Cry fame) announced that they are
engaged and expecting their first baby. The indie
couple have been dating for four years and met on
the set of In God's Hands. It is not currently known
when the wedding will take place or exactly when
the baby is due but we will keep you posted.
Meanwhile Britney Spears' poor
(in soooo many ways) son, Sean Preston, has suffered
a suspected fractured skull after falling from his
high chair. Due to the nature of the injury, doctors
had to report it to the authorities and Britney
and her husband Kev have since been quizzed by the
LA child welfare department. This is not the first
time Britney's parenting skills have been called
into question: the famous child-in-lap driving incident
springs immediately to mind!
Big Brother lovers Chantelle and Preston
have announced their engagement. The happy couple
hope to walk up the isle later this year. Hooray!
Angelina Jolie is reportedly in talks
to star with Brad in Ocean's Thirteen. Angelina
would replace Julia Roberts as the female lead in
the film, due to begin filming next year.
Brangelina aren't the only Hollywood
couple in favour of adoption: Ewan McGregor
and his wife Eve Mavrakis have
just adopted a four-year-old girl from Mongolia.
Ewan and Eve also have two other two children: four-year-old
Esther and one-year-old Clara.
Liv
Tyler is apparently considering ditching
Hollywood life in favour of opening her own spa.
Liv has just returned to work following the birth
of her son Milo, and is currently filming 9/11 drama
Empty City. However, she says she and husband, Royston
Langdon, are thinking about quitting Hollywood altogether,
moving to the country and opening a spa or restaurant.
Calista Flockhart has finally admitted
she did have an eating disorder while working on
Ally McBeal (duh), despite denying at the time that
was the case. But says she is much healthier these
days. Thank god for that.
Teri Hatcher is set to become television's
highest-paid star after striking a deal with Disney
which will see her rake in profits from numerous
Desperate Housewives spin-off deals. Apparently,
after complaining that she is not getting enough
money, Disney have made her a deal that gives her
a cut of profits from the video game, board game
and a planned online clothing shop. There are also
plans for a cookbook, music DVD and a fragrance.
The phrase ‘milking it’ springs to mind.
Finally, Jordan and Peter Andre
are planning to release an album of duets they've
recorded together. Apparently they are deadly serious
about carving themselves a career as a pop duo.
The record will feature a mix of cover versions,
as well as their own material. The album is to be
released this year and Jordan and Peter will go
on tour before Christmas. Christmas number one methinks?
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April
21, 2006
Nylon
touch down in London
By Isla
Last night Icelandic girl band Nylon played a set
to a crowd of agog media whores, including yours
truly and resident slag Marko. There are four chipmunk-cheeked
Icelandic beauties in Nylon (looking remarkably
like the cast of ‘Coronation Street’).
They have had millions of number ones on their home
turf and release their UK debut album on June 19th.
Here are the scores:
Live vocal ability 9/10. Hold the front page!!!
They can sing live!!!
Fun factor 4/10. Very, VERY sincere. Think The Corrs.
Dance routines 1/10 but this is only a concessionary
point for their competent swaying-on-feet technique.
Outfits 7/10. Not bad. Marko was enjoying a blonde’s
stripy number. Although slight knitwear overkill.
Visuals 5/10. Video for debut single was uninspired
(although nice scenery) and I didn’t think
much of the guy they were all in a flap about. Soooo
not hot. Nothing to get broken-hearted over, love!
Wine 6/10. The red was better than the white.
Canapes (or ‘canopies’ as the press
release said) 7/10 even though I didn’t get
enough as was sitting in the corner.
Toilets 8/10. Spacious.
All in all, Nylon = potential. LLHG’s recommendations
include dumping the slushy ballads (yuck) and getting
Xenomania to write them some KILLER pop tunes. Also,
could do with a sense of humour/irony injection
and some hardcore dance routines. I could teach
them. Now I’ve got my new Hip Hop Dance Aerobics
dvd.
PS. Yes, our photo is crap. Not our fault. Scarceness
of ‘canopies’ and availability of wine
meant couldn’t get camera to focus. Or be
bothered to squeeze in down the front away from
the tall guy who was in the way. So here’s
a nice press shot as well.
www.nylon.is
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April
18, 2006
BREAKING NEWS: TomKitten is
HERE!!!
TomKat (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes) has given birth.
Welcome Alien Baby!
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This
Dude's on Crack yo!
John
Corbett is weird. LOOK at him. Just LOOK. I've actually
met him once so this is all based on fact when I
say he is weird. Was a few years ago at the Toronto
International Film Festival. I was working in the
lobby of the theatre. He showed up to a screening
(might've been an SJP film). He was lingering around
the lobby and us girls on the job thought he looked
familar. We tried to chat with him but he was totally
cracked up going on about how he was a huge rock
star (guess him thinking he was a rock star explains
why he thought wearing tight leather trousers was
a good idea). He was totally slurring words, speaking
nonsense and then pinched a female usher's butt.
Dude is crack-ed up.
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This
Week's Photo Round-Up
Evangeline
Lilly celebrates Easter, Hugh Grant celebrates obesity.
John Stamos just joined the cast of ER,
La Lohan looks like she needs the ER.
Coco Arquette beat genetics, the Simpson
sisters swap genetics?
Sharon Stone: Fug. Hatchetface and Nicolette:
Fug x 2.
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Mischa
Mischa Mischa!
So
Mischa Barton broke up with her uggo boyfriend.
Bout time. In other Mischa news, the girl's been
playing hooky from the set of the O.C. Apparently
she wants off the show and has been calling in sick
and showing up late to try to get out of it. The
ingrate.
And
now some OC spoilers:
Anna's
back (remember her?). So is "Ryan's" kid...
oooh.....
baby Atwood? ooh he's a ginger!
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24
The Movie
Not
only has Kiefer signed on for like 3 more years
of the damn thing, but there's a film in the works!
Don't worry, you won't have to purchase a colostomy
bag for the occasion - it'll be a 2 hour condensed
version of a 24 hour plot sort of dealio. yo.
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Festivals
Update!
That
time of year again when I start booking days off
work... Just thinking about what the summer has
to offer -
Hi:Fi
South will feature:
Yoga, Roller Disco, Karaoke, Games Arena, Outdoor
Cinema and of course MUSIC! Full line-ups can be
seen at www.hififestival.com
Get Loaded in the Park will be bringing more mischief
and mayhem south of the river with BABYSHAMBLES,
The Buzzcocks, De La Soul, Tiga, British Sea Power,
The Boy Least Likely To and more! www.getloadedinthepark.com
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Tom
Cruise to Eat Placenta
What
happens after Katie's silent birth? Tom says: "I'm
gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be
good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and
the placenta right there."
Mmm!
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Lindsay
Lohan as Sailor Moon?
She's
losing the battle for Wonder Woman, but she's in
the running for Miss Moon (not Nana).
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Last
week in Gossip…
by Bex
It seems that Kate Beckinsale is
currently in the lead of the race to play Wonder
Woman. Kate faces stiff competition from other starlets
vying for the role in the upcoming film, such as
Lindsay Lohan and ex-Buffy stars Sarah Michelle
Gellar and Charisma Carpenter (what a silly name!).
Filming is set to begin in September so they had
better make up their minds soon.
Speaking
of Miss Lohan, Lindsay is the latest
Hollywood star to put her faith in Kabbalah in an
attempt to guide her through the hardships of the
fame game.
Fellow Kabbalist Demi Moore and
hubby Ashton Kutcher have revealed
they're considering adopting a baby but insist Demi
isn't planning to have any more children of her
own. Ashton revealed that a baby is on the cards
and adopting seems to be the ‘in’ thing
to do at the moment. Not sure though, he might be
punking us.
At a recent Babyshambles gig in Austria, druggie
Pete Doherty revealed to fans that
he's planning to marry Kate Moss
later this year. Apparently it's going to happen
somewhere between September and November in a ‘posh
Scottish castle’. Let’s see what Kate
has to say about that Pete.
Good news for all of you Hoff fans out there…
David Hasselhoff has apparently
agreed to star as Lt. Mitch Buchannon in the upcoming
Baywatch film! He will also perform two of his own
songs in the flick! YES!!!!! Jessica Simpson
is also on board having taken on a role as a lifeguard.
Pammy eat your heart out!
Frances Bean, aspiring fashionista
and 13 year old daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney
Love has taken up an internship with Stella
McCartney at her flagship store in New
York. Frances will work at the boutique during her
summer hols. That certainly beats pot washing for
a summer job!
Pink has revealed that she has
only slept with her husband Carey Hart three times
since their honeymoon in January. She blames the
pressures of work but claims that they keep the
passion alive with cheeky webcam performances when
they are apart!!
It’s been a good week for celeb sex gossip
- Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend
Josh Hartnett have apparently taken
up tantric sex. Mr Indiscreet let it slip during
a recent interview where he revealed he was given
a book on it for his birthday and had to find out
what all the fuss was about. Definitely a much more
bearable thought than Sting and Trudie.
Angelina Jolie is apparently considering
giving birth in Africa having flown there from Paris
earlier this week. Brad, Angelina and their two
children are staying in a posh hotel which has an
on-site doctor and small hospital. They have provisionally
booked a room for 12 weeks but have a private jet
on standby in case they decide they want their child
to be born in Paris after all.
From one Paris to another, Miss Hilton
claims she was born to be a pop star. The socialite
is convinced her upcoming debut album, Paris Is
Burning, will be a hit and is reported to have said
"I'm an icon. You either have it or you don't.
It's something you're born with." OK Paris.
With the album due for release this summer I think
we’ll wait to make our own minds up.
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Lisa Rinna off America's Dancing with the Stars.
Terrifying.
Remember
when she was on Melrose Place? No, me neither. Not
sure what she's doing with that bowl either.
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April 7, 2006
Last
Week in Gossip...
by Bex
It’s been a busy week for Jessica
Simpson who has not only ditched her long-term
record label Columbia and signed with Epic, but
has also revealed that she is considering doing
an Angelina and adopting a baby. Jess is also hoping
to prove her acting credentials with a lead role
in the movie version of Jackie Collins' novel Lovers
and Players. To ensure no one else steals the role
of sexy waitress Liberty from her, Jessica's actually
planning to buy the film rights to the book herself.
Jess’s love life is also looking up as word
on the Hollywood grapevine is that she and her new
co-star, Dane Cook, have become
very friendly on the set of their new movie, Employee
of the Month. Meanwhile, ex Nick Lachey
has found himself a new girlfriend: American TV
host Vanessa Minnillo.
Lindsay Lohan is trying desperately
to shed her image as a hard-core party girl and
has decided slagging off Tara Reid
is the best way to do that. She is reported to have
said that she is not some ‘Tara Reid-style
party girl” and wants to be in the business
for the long run. Well, who better to help her than
Kate Moss? Word has it that she
has offered to act as Lindsay's mentor in an effort
to help her handle everything the world of celebrity
will throw at her. Lindsay’s had a difficult
year with her parents divorcing and suing each other
before her dad ended up in prison for attempted
assault on his brother-in-law. She has also admitted
to eating disorders and dabbling in drugs and alcohol.
It seems Kate thinks she's the one to steer Lindsay
through the difficult times. Apparently Kate has
told her she sees Lindsay as a younger version of
herself, and they speak a lot. Kate doesn't want
Lindsay to go the way she did. All together now….Ahhhhhh.
Apparently Keira Knightley racked
up a £30,000 bill after inviting friends for
a '20s-themed party in London last week. Guests
reportedly drank their way through 150 bottles of
Dom Perignon and Möet bubbly at trendy nightclub
Paper. Sounds much better than my 21st bash held
at Pizza Express.
It’s also been a busy week for the Friends
gang. Lisa Kudrow has revealed
it was a male cast member who's to blame for the
Friends reunion show being cut, not Jennifer as
many suspected. Stories were leaked to the press
last year that a one-off reunion show was in the
pipeline, but producers at NBC denied the rumours.
Lisa, however, says the rumours were all true, although
the show won't be happening. Who do you reckon it
is? Answers on a postcard please.
Meanwhile Matthew Perry is reportedly
dating SATC star Kristin Davis,
despite being linked with Coyote Ugly actress Piper
Perabo just a few weeks ago. It was also
revealed last week that Matt LeBlanc
is divorcing his wife of three years, Melissa.
Victoria Beckham is to pen a "glossy
fashion and beauty book" with Guardian fashion
columnist Hadley Freeman. Lets
hope it’s out in time for Christmas everyone!
Justin Timberlake has hit back
at allegations he wants to dump long-term love Cameron
Diaz. Last week someone who apparently
knows the singer claimed Justin had told friends
he's feeling 'confused' and although he likes Cameron
a lot, he's only 25 and doesn't know how committed
he can be. Justin will follow up his debut acting
performance in Alpha Dog with a leading role in
upcoming film Stop Loss, playing a disillusioned
Iraq war hero who is forced back to the country
when a friend gets taken hostage. Filming is due
to start this year meaning Justin has a matter of
months to finish his second solo album. Can’t
wait!
Kylie has decided that she wants
to follow the likes of Britney and J Lo and cash
in on the perfume world. She started planning her
own fragrance whilst recovering from breast cancer
and is already in talks with a major cosmetics firm.
Rumour has it that James Blunt and
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson are dating.
Apparently they hooked up in New York earlier this
month after Tara flew to America to watch James
perform. Truly, the stuff nightmares are made of.
The ‘lovely’ Mariah Carey
has landed a part in her very own Broadway musical.
She will create, produce and star in the new show,
which will be full of her own hits. However, we
needn’t put our names down for tickets just
yet as opening night won’t be for a while
as Mariah wants to make it into a film before it
goes to Broadway. Oh well. Another A List star keen
to get on stage is George Clooney.
He is apparently taking singing lessons so the next
time he gets offered a role in a musical he won't
be forced to turn it down. Clooney was offered Chicago
and The Producers but says he had to turn them down
as he can’t actually sing!
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed that
she plans to name her new baby after her godfather,
Steven Spielberg, who she affectionately
refers to as ‘Uncle Morty’. So if the
poor thing’s a boy he will be called Mortimer.
Chris, please intervene!!
And finally, I can’t possibly fail to mention
the Naomi Campbell scandal! Campbell
was arrested for allegedly throwing her mobile phone
at her housekeeper’s head, causing cuts that
required four stitches, after accusing her of stealing
her jeans. Not being funny but who is likely to
fit into Naomi Campbell’s jeans? Get a grip
girl. She now faces a grand jury hearing on 27 June.
Until next week….
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Got
Some Gossip
by Ivana Gayman
Love that Wentworth is on LLHG.
You know he used to live in Brooklyn and went to
my old High School- MIDWOOD with a friend of mine?
She said he was very shy and had jewfro hair- that
sounds hotttt.. I need to get my hands on her yearbook
whenever I see her and we'll scan that shit onto
the LLHG!
My friend tells me she went to see her friend's
new boyfriend's band play. She notices there are
few people there- no bandie hipster people and ONLY
old movie big wigs besides her and her friends.
She said the lead singer is an actor and is training
for a role in an upcoming film (where he plays a
rocker) by playing little gigs in NYC. She said
how he was so sweet, bought them all drinks and
flirted with them all night. I look at her phone
to see the pic of this hottie and its JONATHAN
RHYS MEYERS!!!! So you bet your ass I am
on the lookout for the scrumptious Irish biscuitttt
himself. mmmm. If he wants to pretend he is straight
maybe he can do so with me. yummy. I'm so in lust
with his cheekbones.
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April 1, 2006
April
Fools
Eva Longhoria and Marcia Cross playing Nicey Nice
at a basketball game. (I think Marcia is trying
to smother Eva). Also, what up with the guy in front
wanking off?
Dykey Dolly mixed up April Fool's Day for Halloween.
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This
Week in Beards
Michael Douglas, Hugo Weaving, Adam Yauch (MCA)
from The Beastie Boys (NOOoooo!!!!), Mel Gibson,
Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Ant & Dec Long Lost Audition for LOTR
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